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I CAN'T DO WITHOUT COFFEE

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can start the day without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you overlook it when those who love you take it out on you when, through no fault of your own, something goes wrong,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor one,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, sex, color, religion, national origin, preference or politics,

THEN you have almost reached the same level of development as your dog or cat.

Morning Love

Morning Love  

As I started to wake this morning,
   in that half-alert twilight sleep,
  I saw you in my mind's eye.

We stood facing each other, very close but not touching.
I leaned forward.
Taking your shoulders in my hands and pulling you toward me,
  I kissed you gently on the lips
  then whispered into your ear
  thoughts that I have wanted you to know since we first met.
Not for long distance, or even across the room:
  my lips to your ears.

We kissed again holding each other tightly,
  lost in our love.
No past, no future; just our moment alone together.

Halloween Cakes

Happy Halloween!!

YUMMMMMMM!
 

COULD YOU EAT THESE HALLOWEEN "CAKES"???????????? 
 

 

 

Jack Chop

Caution... They Walk Among Us!

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.  He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk amongst us!***

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*One  day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone  shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and  said...'where?'

***They walk among  us!!***

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While looking at a house, my brother  asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that  stuff'.

***They Walk Among  Us!!***

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

***They Walk Among  Us!!!!***

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.

***They Walk Among  Us!!!!!***

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I was hanging out with a friend  when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My  friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I  had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... 

***They Walk Among  Us!!!!!!!!***

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't  think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not  only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!

If you love football quotes.....You'll love this

Coaching Wisdom:  
#1.  At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."  Erk Russell / Georgia Southern. '   
#2.  'After you retire, there's only one big event left... And I ain't ready for that.' - Bobby Bowden / Florida  State  
#3.  'The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.' - Lou Holtz / Arkansas  
#4.  'When you win, nothing hurts.' - Joe Namath / Alabama  
#5.  'Motivation is simple..  You eliminate those who are not motivated.' - Lou Holtz / Arkansas  
#6.  'If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, 'Roll, tide, roll!' - Bear Bryant / Alabama  
#7.  'A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.' - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame  
#8.  'There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.' - Woody Hayes / Ohio   State  
#9.  'I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation.  I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.' - Bob Devaney / Nebraska  
#10.  'In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.' - Wally Butts / Georgia  
#11.  'You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.' - Paul Dietzel / LSU  
#12.  'It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.' - Bear Bryant / Alabama  
#13.  When asked if   Fayetteville was the end of the world.  'No, but you can see it from here.' - Lou Holtz / Arkansas ..  
#14.  'I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.' - Bear Bryant / Alabama  
#15.  'There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line.' - Matty Bell / SMU  
#16.  'Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died.' - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame  
#17.  'I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.' - Alex Karras / Iowa  
#18.  'My advice to defensive players:  Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.' - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee  
#19.  'I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.' - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan   State  
#20.  'Always remember... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.' - Shug Jordan / Auburn  
#21.  'They cut us up like boarding house pie.  And that's real small pieces.' - Darrell Royal / Texas  
#22.  'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame 
 #23.  'They whipped us like a tied up goat.' - Spike Dykes / TexasTech  
#24.  'I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said:  'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.' - Walt Garrison / Oklahoma   State  
#25.  'Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel.' - Bobby Bowden / Florida   State  
#26.  'Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport.  Dancing is a contact sport.' - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan   State  
#27.  After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team:  'All those who need showers, take them.' - John McKay / USC  
#28.  'If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.' - Murray Warmath / Minnesota  
#29.  'The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.  To be a back, you only have to be dumb.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame  
#30.  'Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.' - Spike Dykes / Texas Tech  
#31.  'It isn't necessary to see a good tackle.  You can hear it.' -Knute Rockne / Notre Dame  
#32.  'We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.' -Darrell Royal / Texas  #33.  'Football is only a game.  Spiritual things are eternal.  Nevertheless, Beat Texas ' - Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
#34.  'We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.' - Wilson Matthews / Little Rock  Central   High School  
#35.  'Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.' - Darrell Royal / University  of Texas  
#36.  'I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.' - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame  
#37.  'Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.' - John Heisman